Mirror Mirror

(Bob DiPiero/John Jarrard/Mark D. Sanders)
 Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
 Tell me, who is the loneliest fool of them all
 No, wait a minute, I believe I see
 The answer's staring back at me
 Spent most of the morning laying in bed
 Lunch was a black coffee and three cigarettes
 They say it will kill me, but I've got a hunch
 That this broken heart's gonna beat 'em to the punch
 Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
 Tell me, who is the loneliest fool of them all
 No, wait a minute, I believe I see
 The answer's staring back at me
 Yes, I'm the one who swore she would stay
 Right up to the moment the U-Haul drove away
 She didn't leave a table; she didn't leave a chair
 But she knew what she was doing
 When she left you hanging there
 Aw, Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
 Tell me, who is the loneliest fool of all
 No, wait a minute, I believe I see
 The answer's staring back at me
 No, wait a minute, I believe I see
 The answer's staring back at me...