Bubba Hyde

(Hit it boys)
 Barney works down at the A&P
 He drives a baby blue A.M.C.
 Ain't missed of day of work in 13 years
 He's a fire department volunteer
 He's got a yard that's always just been mowed
 Collected stamps since he was 10 years old
 You've never seen a more regular guy
 But when the sun goes down on Friday night
 Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave
 Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made
 Gets in his patent leather zebra boots
 Fires up his super sport Malibu
 He burns the rubber 'cross the county line
 A honky tonkin' fool till closing time
 You ought to see him metamorphosize
 From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde
 Monday morning it's a suit and tie
 Attention shoppers there's a two-for-one buy
 Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel
 Makes his round in the bookmobile
 He's got a Wednesday night canasta game
 Thursday's the tourney at the bowling lanes
 His friends would freak out if they only knew
 The party animal he turns into
 Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave
 Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made
 Gets in his patent leather zebra boots
 Fires up his super sport Malibu
 He burns the rubber 'cross the county line
 A honky tonkin' fool till closing time
 You ought to see him metamorphosize
 From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde
 You oughta see him metamorphosize
 From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde...