Definitely Not In Love

When I look at your face
 I'm definitely not in love
 And I mean when I say
 I'm definitely not
 I'm definitely not in love
 You think I tell my mom about you?
 I don't (I do)
 If you think your tattoos make you hot
 Fuck off
 Your jokes never make me laugh
 I never miss you when you're away
 I don't like you
 Who cares if your hair is a new color every other day
 I won't think about you tomorrow
 And I sure as hell didn't think about you yesterday
 When I look at your face
 I'm definitely not in love
 And I mean when I say
 I'm definitely not
 I'm definitely not in love
 When you tell me that I'm pretty
 When I'm feeling really shitty
 (I'm not in love)
 When I'm riding in your junker
 And we're headed for the city
 (I'm not in love)
 No I don't wanna kiss your lips or hold your hand
 And no I don't want us to listen to your stupid emo bands
 You drive like a crazy man
 Your piercings aren't edgy
 Your sarcasm isn't witty
 And if I ever get my hands on you
 There's no telling what I'll do
 When I look at your face
 I'm definitely not in love
 And I mean when I say
 I'm definitely not
 I'm definitely not in love
 When you tell me that I'm pretty
 When I'm feeling really shitty
 (I'm not in love)
 When I'm riding in your junker
 And we're headed for the city
 (I'm not in love)
 When I'm too drunk to drive
 So I'm sleeping in a daze
 (I'm not in love)
 When you lean in very close
 Acting like you're gonna kiss me
 (I'm not in love)
 I know I drive you crazy
 When I sing to you loud and off-key
 And how I love firing you up
 After you just insulted me
 You hate LA and the rock band scene
 You say I can't handle my booze
 I wear stripper shoes
 And you'd never be as a girl like me
 When I look at your face
 I'm definitely not in love
 And I mean when I say
 I'm definitely not
 I'm definitely not in love
 When you tell me that I'm pretty
 When I'm feeling really shitty
 (I'm not in love)
 When I'm riding in your junker
 And we're headed for the city
 (I'm not in love)
 When I'm too drunk to drive
 So I'm sleeping in a daze
 (I'm not in love)
 When you lean in very close
 Acting like you're gonna kiss me
 (I'm not in love)
 No, no, no, no
 No, no, no, no
 No, no, no, no
 Swear to God
 Swear to God
 Swear to God
 No don't kiss me
 No don't leave me
 No don't leave me now
 Swear to God
 Swear to God
 I'm not in love