Beer and the Belly

There are certain things in life there just ain't no getting' 'round
 Heartache, death and taxes just to name a few
 So I wrote down a list of guarantees that I have found
 To be absotively posilutly true
 There ain't no green lights when you're in a hurry
 You're gonna be afraid if you always worry
 Lightning strikes then comes thunder
 You can't be sure if you have to wonder
 Ain't no dog that don't get smelly
 And you can't have beer, without the belly
 Now these words were not intended to discourage you
 But to shed a little light along the way
 That we all have the power over our attitude
 And here's a sample of the difference it can make
 A red light can save a life if you're in a hurry
 When you're afraid it's normal to worry
 A good rain comes with lightning and thunder
 If you're not sure it might help to wonder
 You can love a dog even those he's smelly
 And ice cold beer, is worth the belly