That's What Friends Are For

There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know
 We wish we had known this when we were freshman
 Watch out for freshman Friday; the most dangerous day of the week
 You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where you week ends
 Four more years of obeying authority, without question
 Don't be so excited, there's only 1, 460 pages left to read
 It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate
 Whatever you do, don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school
 Because douchebag kids will kick them over
 We don't see why though, they're really convenient
 If a girl gives you a smile,
 Don't be deceived, she wants you to father her child
 And he's probably not even cute
 The only good thing about high school
 Is that there's super badass playgrounds
 They have the best swings ever!
 I once jumped five feet in the air!
 Four more years of obeying authority, without question
 Don't be so excited, there's only 1, 460 pages left to read
 It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate
 To think about how happy I was before I came,
 Running out of every room I walked in today
 But the most miserable part,
 Is that it's only the first day (It's only the first day)
 To think about how happy I was before I came,
 Running out of every room I walked in today
 But the most miserable part,
 Is that it's only the first day
 If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine,
 Then maybe high school isn't that bad
 'Cause that'd be the biggest boner kill in history
 Unless she's hot