Skull & Crossbones

(scratched:)
 I never drink and drive
 cause I might spill my drink
 (Chorus)
 Give me the keys, I'm OK
 Quit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five Hurricanes
 Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?)
 Wakin' up and it's all a blur again
 If I'm alive...
 If I'm alive...
 If I'm alive...
 If I'm still alive...
 Red Skull more like skull and crossbones
 Took my driver's test straight pilin' over the cones
 It ain't funny so don't you dare chuckle
 Drivin' hella drunk without my beltbuckle
 F**k you, I'm OK
 That's what they all say
 Already got a suspended license
 Smokin' weed in my ride and lightin' incense
 Not knowin' it could be gone in an instant
 Pistons pumpin', slumpin'
 Over the steering wheel
 So many drunk drivers on the road
 It's killing fields
 Who gives a f**k?
 If I get caught all I get
 Is a slap on the wrist
 My license tooken is a bitch
 But I still drive with a D.U.I.
 Crash, see my passenger fly
 Through the windshield
 It's hard to see you die
 Heads crushed, necks severed from the shards
 That's what happens playing with a wild card
 How do you feel on trial for killin' your girl?
 Nineteen years old, the end of the world
 Don't know what to do
 Pop's is gonna' kill you
 Twelve gauge shotgun to your grill smooth
 Got you in a predicament
 If I'm drivin' drunk I've got a sickness
 Some fool's is shiftless
 Like me, gifted
 Student GPA: four point oh
 Blood alcohol level past that though
 (scratched:)
 I never drink and drive
 cause I might spill my drink
 (Chorus)
 Three o'clock, time to go
 One more line of coke with cognac
 But my cognitive skills ain't on the shit
 What now Sherlock?
 Key to the lock
 My friend's is tellin' me to stop
 Damn near down the block
 I found cops in the bushes peekin'
 Plus it's the weekend and I'm off the deep end
 I roll through an alley way, can't see
 Getting ansy I hop on the interstate but it's late
 Cops patrol but I don't give a f**k though
 I swerve to the right and get stuck in a mudhole
 Check the rearview, the coast is clear
 Tryin' to focus here but I can't
 Drunk as hell, bust a rail
 Now I'm sailin' off the cliff
 High off the spliff, plus a fifth
 I bust my shit
 Now I'm rollin' down the side like a suicide
 What will my family do if I die?
 Tension builds, I went through hills and trees
 Stopped by a redwood first thing broke was knees
 I feel pain then a split second later
 Car burst into flames, they won't know my name
 They'll have to check my dental records
 My body is charred
 Burnt to a crisp soon as the car flipped the crash
 That's my ass, a thing of the past
 Already dead by the impact of airbags
 (scratched:)
 I never drink and drive
 cause I might spill my drink
 If I'm alive...
 If I'm alive, If I'm still alive...
 If I'm alive...
 If I'm alive, If I'm still alive...
 Skull and crossbones
 Poisonous pathways
 (8X)