Proto Culture

Let me tell you about the Proto Culture
 If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure
 We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us
 We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
 Game related, raise it bit by bit
 Yo D, link up the cable we'll go hit for hit
 Phantasma plasma particle beam means I have ya
 on the run-the rendered effects hot like magnas
 I play games by Capcom with a power glove strapped on O
 n any platform, I don't spend my dough on Phat Farm
 Video games, I got many to play
 Before my life expires; fufill my desires
 Mastering your hardest boss
 Shattering all stars across
 Ain't hard to cross the finish line
 Floatin' on Daytona
 Wex, Gex or Kloana, we get 'em all at cost
 RPG, Platform we transform like Macross
 Rival schools, Batsu
 Purchase you ought to
 It came with one free CD, it's like I bought two
 I hope they make part II for Dreamcast
 'Cause games I've seen in mags, you won't believe they have!
 Getting callouses turning over asteroids
 Graviton bombs destroyed
 Getting moms annoyed
 Now I'm hacking Nightmare Creatures
 Their features splattered across the screen
 It gets more clean each year
 I remember my homie Ed Coats had the most
 A Colecovision-every week I'd visit
 Playing Donkey Kong Jr., Venture, Rock and Rope
 Games I thought was dope
 While my moms was watching soaps
 I'm on the next level
 I got a double barrel shotgun in the Doomworld
 Waiting on the next devil
 Armor's low-check the arsenal
 Rupture the main conductor playin Disruptor
 I remember Ninja Gaiden
 Finished finally
 With Ramone wouldn't answer the phone
 This was before getting blown
 I own the first Nintendo Power
 With the maps of Zelda Help me conquer in an hour
 Let me tell you about the Proto Culture
 If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure
 We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us
 We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
 Hey KU you know my SEGA collection is massive
 Got all the past hits and classics
 Herzog Zwei now Panzer Zwei
 Originality that made me a fan today
 It's Pandemonium-it's like Toys R Us
 Flippin the next Saturn game brings out the boys in us
 It's poisonous
 Taking out the boys in blue in Grand Theft Auto,
 Snatch a Rolls Royce to use
 Yeah, I'll admit Playstation improved
 Come visit Feudal Japan with me and Tenchu
 Bushido Blade 2 with sword play so accurate
 Mega Man Legends but I had to buy a map for it.
 I fence Hyo to get a Neo-Geo
 For Samurai 64 in full rendered splendor
 Rival counter and enter my sword in his innards
 My joint was being Leonardo wuppin' on Splinter
 I gotta get Xenogears-that's the type of game that relieves my fears
 Get it from overseas to here
 I gotta get Psychic Force
 Authentic arcade that I can endorse
 They got me liking imports
 I'll need to be at the next E3,
 What's the next CD I need to see
 Me and D signing checks
 Let's float overseas, mingle with game companies
 Giving tips to Capcom and Sega-you can't front on these
 To anyone who knew me better
 Know I chose Saturn first Cause it's 2-D heaven
 Bernie Stolar dropped the ball with the RAM cartridge
 X-men Vs. Streetfighter could've expanded the market
 Marvel Vs. Capcom-beyond fathom
 Tell the truth, Playstation ain't ready to have 'em
 Come on I'll bring the onslaught
 Alpha and Omega
 Khaos Unique brought to you by SEGA.
 Let me tell you about the Proto culture
 If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure
 We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us
 We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster