Women Do Funny Things To Me

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 On a bareback camel I rode across Egypt
 Without water in the blistered sun
 And in Spain I stood calmly without even a cape
 And for the bull he was too tired to run
 Bound and tied a gagged and nailed in a barrel I went over Niagara oh yes
 But baby last night when you said you loved I turned into a quivering mess
 Cause women do funny things to me women do funny things to me
 I'm usually perfectly calm and colective and curious as I can be
 But ruby lips swingin' hips bitter minds tender sighs
 Pretty curles and flirty girls I see they do funny things to me
 Without a guide or a gun I went a huntin'
 Killed a tiger with my two bare hands
 Without a rope and barefooted I climbed Mount Everest
 And didn't even get a blister on my hand
 Through the Okefenokee I waded pass the gators
 And the snakes and skeeters and flies
 But baby last night when we started kissin'
 I said Lord I can't stand it I'm gonna die
 Cause women do funny things to me...
 Without a dog or a sled I walked across the Yukon
 It was spring but it was forty below
 And when they began to plan for the moon
 Guess who volunteered to go
 Yes I'm always ready to show my courage and my extreme bravery
 But baby last night when you talked marriage you scared the living outta me
 Oh women do funny things to me...
 Funny things to me doo do do do doo funny things to me