Daytime TV

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 You're like cheap wine to my channel 9
 'Cause 60 minutes never felt so damn right
 'Cause I know the rules of the game are working against me
 Days 1, 2, 3 are staring at me
 As I stare at my phone and start pondering
 How bad it would be to just be me
 But I know that I should suffer
 'Cause WikiHow is saying that to be a good lover
 I have to understand my lover's boundaries, boundaries
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 If you knew me it would be easier to see
 That I'm a product of my anxiety
 But I count to 3 and remember to breathe
 As I stare into space and start conjuring some words
 To make you love me
 But that's all that I can muster
 'Cause Dr Phil is saying that to be a good lover
 I have to show this girl that I have empathy, empathy
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 But I know that I should suffer
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 I have to understand my lover's boundaries
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 You're like cheap wine to my channel 9
 'Cause 60 minutes never felt so damn right
 'Cause I know the rules of the game are working against me
 Days 1, 2, 3 are staring at me
 As I stare at my phone and start pondering
 How bad it would be to just be me