I Don't Dance (feat. Bobby Bare)

I can act dramatically
 Recite some poetry
 Sing a tune in Ancient Greek
 But if it's the Cha-Cha you seek
 I don't dance
 Well you know my two left feet
 Can hide out on the street
 But the minute they hit the dance floor
 I do "The Hustle" out the door
 I don't dance
 I don't dance and I'm not starting now
 I had my chance but I blew it somehow
 I'm not ashamed to say it out loud
 I don't dance, I don't dance
 Oh, you can say I'm no fun
 When I sit out this one
 Blame it on my sensitive side
 You can call me shy
 Or really, anytime
 But don't call, "The Electric Slide"
 I won't dance
 No, I don't dance and I'm not starting now
 I had my chance but I blew it somehow
 I'm not ashamed to say it out loud
 I don't dance, I don't dance
 Bet she's run circles around me
 Gracefully if she had her say
 He's got personality
 And he's quick I can see
 But "The Running Man" No way
 He won't dance
 No, I don't dance and I'm not starting now
 I had my chance but I blew it somehow
 I'm not ashamed to say it out loud
 I don't dance
 We don't dance, won't start tonight
 We'll stay right here for the rest of our lives
 Keep on singing till they cut out the lights but we won't dance
 We don't dance
 We don't dance
 We won't dance
 I got a better idea
 Say yes
 No
 We don't dance