End of the World (Again)

It's the end of the world again
 Got the tickets early and we're standing in line
 It's the end of the world again
 Everybody's certain of it one more time
 Tell me all about the calendar the Mayans figured out
 Before they all disappeared in mystery
 They didn't have a future, but we all have no doubt
 They knew the punch line of our history
 It's the end of the world again
 Got the tickets early and we're standing in line
 It's the end of the world again
 Everybody's certain of it one more time
 Accurate predictions all indicate our doom
 Things that eluded our detection
 An age of truth and beauty, or else it goes kabloom
 Fourty five days past the election
 After the warning
 Here comes the morning
 Just a life of earthly bliss
 Sun keeps burning
 World keeps turning
 We just can't go on like this
 All that evolution since we crawled out of the slime
 Indebted to everything that made me
 If this is as high as we are ever gonna climb
 We can just sit back and be lazy
 It's the end of the world again
 Got the tickets early and we're standing in line
 It's the end of the world again
 Everybody's certain of it one more time