Captain Wanker

Captain Wanker hits the gas he's driving like his head's on fire
 Captain Wanker swerves to pass shouting over squealing tires
 Captain Wanker always gets annoyed
 That the drones on the freeway have to be destroyed
 Blasting 'em into the void makes him feel overjoyed
 Captain Wanker scans the crowd and calculates a quick way through
 Captain Wanker thinks out loud like all super heroes do
 Captain Wanker is so debonair
 Cutting through a crowd of people like he just don't care
 He ducks into a nearby phone booth and he just stays in there
 A skintight suit, try to hide it
 A skintight suit, stuck inside it
 A skintight suit under his clothes
 His pride will hide the side that no one knows
 Captain Wanker grunts and groans as if he wanted someone to help
 Captain Wanker makes it known, he has to save the world himself
 Captain Wanker always feels afraid
 That if he trusted anybody he could be betrayed
 Workers all get overpaid, and help never makes the grade
 A skintight suit, try to hide it
 A skintight suit, stuck inside it
 A skintight suit under his clothes
 His pride will hide the side that no one knows
 Captain Wanker V.I.P., a better man than all of the rest
 Captain Wanker stands for me, the W is on my chest
 Captain Wanker is my shadow side
 And he'll fight for justice and a sense of pride
 Shoving everybody else aside, he will not be denied
 A skintight suit, a jelly belly
 A skintight suit, it's gettin' smelly
 A skintight suit under his clothes
 His pride will hide the side that no one knows