Selling Advertising

You're so creative with your reviews
 Of what other people do
 How satisfying that must be for you
 Am I a Christian?
 Are you a Jew?
 Did you kill my Lord?
 Must I forgive you?
 I know it's hard to be original
 In fact, nothing scares me more
 Because Jesus only lets me do
 What has been done before
 The path of least resistance
 Ancient holy wars
 The same old easy targets
 Yeah, we've all been there before
 So if it starts to get you down
 Just pretend
 That you don't make your living
 From selling advertising
 Tracking trends
 Coraling demographics
 And maximizing traffic
 Then if you get tired
 Of making tapes for free
 You can always start a band
 With me or anybody