One Knight

Yeah
 Hooooo
 Give me a dragon I can slay
 Just say the word and I'll obey
 Show me a damsel in distress and I'll save her
 If there's a mission I'm your man
 Throw in the lady if you can
 No I'm not Lancelot
 I'll be braver
 (I'm sure to) save the day
 It'll look good on my resume
 I don't care about the take home pay
 I just wanna be, I wanna be your
 One knight who'll fight
 And be a Wonderland guy
 One knight in sight
 Who has been board certified
 You'll never find another one like me,
 And even if you ever do,
 Show me one knight who will be half as true
 (Now listen here)
 No matter where you wanna go,
 I'll take you there because you know
 The rules of chivalry aren't quite dead yet
 So you just stick around with me
 I promise you you're gonna see
 A happy ending riding into the sunset
 When there is a real close call
 (??)
 (check me out)
 And a knight like me cuz after all, I just wanna be
 I wanna be your one knight
 Stage right
 Who never misses his cue
 (y'know I'm never gonna miss my cue)
 Gimme one knight who'll smite whatever comes after you
 A knight who when you ask will always say
 "your every wish is my command"
 I'm the one knight for Alice in Wonderland
 Please just give me half a chance
 I'm an outsource knight so I work freelance
 I don't even need a real big advance just a kiss will do
 (or two or three)
 If I can be your
 One knight
 Alright
 Technically two credits shy
 Still the one knight bright white,
 But still a regular guy
 A knight who when you ask will always say
 "Your every wish is my command"
 I'm the one knight for this endeavor
 One knight now and forever
 One knight for Alice in Wonderland
 Alice in Wonderland