You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
 You really are a heel
 You're as cuddly as a cactus
 You're as charming as an eel
 Mr. Grinch
 You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
 You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
 Your heart's an empty hole
 Your brain is full of spiders
 You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch
 I wouldn't touch you with a
 39 and a half foot pole
 You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
 You have termites in your smile
 You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
 Mr Grinch
 Given the choice between the two of you
 I'd take the seasick crocodile
 You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
 You're a nasty wasty skunk
 Your heart is full of unwashed socks
 Your soul is full of gunk
 Mr Grinch
 The three best words that best describe you
 Are as follows, and I quote
 Stink (stink)
 Stank (stank)
 Stunk
 You're a rotter Mr Grinch
 You're the king of sinful sots
 Your heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
 Mr Grinch
 Your soul is an appalling dump heap
 Overflowing with the most disgraceful
 Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
 Mangled up in tangled up knots
 You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
 With a nauseous super nos
 You're a crooked jerky jockey and
 You drive a crooked horse
 Mr Grinch!
 You're a three-decker sauerkraut
 And toadstool sandwich
 With arsenic sauce!