No Me Diga

Gorgeous!
 Linda!
 Tell me something I don't know
 Vieja!
 Sucia!
 Cabrona!
 Tell me something I don't know
 A little off the top
 A little on the side
 A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio
 Tell me something I don't know
 Bueno, you didn't hear this from me
 But some little birdie told me
 Usnavi had sex with Yolanda
 No me diga!
 Ay, no
 He'd never go out with a skank like that
 Please, tell me you're joking
 Okay
 Just wanted to see what you'd say (ay, pero tú sí eres mala!)
 Tell me something I don't know
 Mm-mm-mm
 What?
 I don't care!
 Ay, bendito!
 So, Nina
 Hm?
 I hear you've been talking to Benny
 And what do you hear?
 I hear plenty
 They say he's got quite the big...
 Taxi
 No me diga
 Okay
 I don't wanna know where you heard all that
 I don't think I know what you mean
 Carla, he's packing a stretch limousine (oh ho ho)
 Tell me something I don't know
 Long as he keeps it clean (oh, God)
 Ay, Dios mío
 Nina, seriously
 We knew you'd be the one to make it out
 I'll bet you impressed them all out west
 You were always the best, no doubt
 We want front row seats to your graduation
 They'll call your name
 And we'll scream and shout!
 Nina! Nina! (Woo!)
 You guys
 I dropped out
 No me diga
 I should go
 Well, that's a shitty piece of news
 What the hell happened?
 I don't know
 I don't know
 I don't know!
 Tell me something I don't know
 ¿Qué sé yo?