I Am Aldolpho

ALDOLPHO
 I'm sure that you have heard the name Aldolpho
 A ladies' man who wins acclaim Aldolpho
 Well lovely miss I am the same Aldolpho
 I introduce myself
 I am Aldolpho
 DROWSY (Spoken)
 Nice to meet you, shall we?
 ALDOLPHO
 Not so fast...
 So just in case you didn't hear Aldolpho
 I'll try to make it very clear Aldolpho
 The lovely ladies always cheer Aldolpho
 When I repeat myself
 I am Aldolpho
 DROWSY (Spoken)
 Understood
 ALDOLPHO
 I can sing it high - Aldolpho
 I can sing it low - Aldolpho
 I can sing it very fast - Aldolpho
 I can sing it very slow... ly
 (Spoken)
 I'd do it now, but it would take hours. Now let us see if you can remember my name.
 DROWSY (Spoken)
 I'll give it a shot.
 ALDOLPHO
 Now who's the fellow that you see?
 DROWSY
 Aldolpho
 ALDOLPHO
 And how should you refer to me?
 DROWSY
 Aldolpho
 ALDOLPHO
 And who is it I'll always be?
 DROWSY
 Aldolpho
 ALDOLPHO
 Now sing it proudly
 DROWSY
 You are Aldolpho
 ALDOLPHO
 Now let me spell it out for you
 For all you lovely ladies that didn't hear for some reason
 Because maybe you are hard of hearing or something - I don't know
 It goes A-A-A-A-A-A-L
 DO - HO- HO-HO HO-HOL
 F-F-F-F-F-FO
 I am Aldolpho
 Aldolpho