A Special Place

The room is hot and the pool is cold
 The TV ain't got HBO
 And the water pressure's always low
 And the minibar is empty
 And good luck gettin' a good night's sleep
 Right between the honeymoon suite
 And the 1980's vending machine
 Where all they sell is Pepsi
 So, if your friends ask where to send your mail
 There's a special place in Hell
 A zero-star hotel
 Don't worry 'bout your stay
 'Cause I've already paid
 There's a special place in Hell for you
 It ain't like you got a soul to sell
 So save your prayers for someone else
 The concierge won't be no help
 He's always on vacation
 I don't hate you, but I sure don't wish you well
 There's a special place in Hell
 A zero-star hotel
 Don't worry 'bout your stay
 'Cause I've already paid
 There's a special place in Hell for you
 All the heat you put me through
 Could never hold a candle too
 The room that they got held for you
 That special place in Hell for you
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 There's a bad-lit bathroom mirror
 Take a long look at yourself
 There's a special place in Hell
 A zero-star hotel
 Don't worry 'bout your stay
 'Cause I've already paid
 Yeah, there's a special place in Hell for you
 All the heat you put me through
 Could never hold a candle too
 The room that they got held for you
 That special place in Hell for you