Telegraph Ave / Sober

I was making Japanese
 As she's watching DVDs
 In Oakland, in Oakland
 Now I'm driving up the five
 And she waits till I arrive
 In Oakland, in Oakland
 Everything, that I wanted
 Only gotta drive for the moment
 If you tell me "turn around," then I'm on it
 For the moment, but you know me
 You know how I get when I'm lonely
 And I think about you and the moments
 But everything you do is so Oakland, so Oakland
 Foot on the gas
 I'm just trying to pass
 All the red lights
 And the stop signs
 I'm ready to go
 Before I get to The Bay
 Babe, that's a problem
 Because I'm way too scared to call
 And you might get me to stay, and oh
 All the girlfriends saying "here we go again"
 Rich kid but he act like a gentleman
 Last one didn't end like it should've been
 Two dates and he still wanna get it in
 And they're saying it's because of the Internet
 Try once and it's on to the next chick
 X-O the O face on your exes... right?
 And we can do the same thing if you wanna have at it
 When your thoughts can't breathe and you thinking asthmatic
 And you wanna be a mom and I wasn't mad at it
 I was thinking 'bout me, I'd be really bad at it
 Cause I'm thinking 'bout me, weeks in Dubai
 Fourth of July, house in Kauai, yeah we can try
 So let's try
 And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
 I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
 And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
 I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
 And now I'm so high
 And now I'm so high
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 I took off my nine to five
 But you still don't have
 The time to kiss me, just hit me
 And if I left you all alone
 Would you still pick up the phone
 It's iffy, you miss me
 I got furniture to move
 And we'll both be thirty soon
 In Oakland, in Oakland
 The only one I know is you
 So the hell I'm supposed to do
 In Oakland, in Oakland
 In Oakland, in Oakland
 In Oakland, in Oakland
 In Oakland, in Oakland
 In Oakland, in Oakland