Alaska Highway

Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe
 I met Leonardo DiCaprio
 Leo, he's trying to get away from
 The unwanted advances of Eminem
 Em's wearing drawstrings and lisping along
 Saying, "Please put me into your highway song"
 I say, "Hey, who's going my way
 On that Great Alaska Highway?"
 Well, I would never be so dumb
 To say they stole an election
 They bought the damn thing fair and square
 Emperor's in his underwear
 Old King Cole's a merry old troll
 Surgeon General smokes Marlboro
 I say, "Hey, who's going my way
 On that Great Alaska Highway?"
 I say, "Hey, who's going my way
 On that Great Alaska Highway?"
 Commandment 3 says do not kill
 Amendment 2 says blood will spill
 God sits in his rocking chair
 Two flat tires and one good spare
 Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe
 With a hey and a ho and a do-si-do
 I say, "Hey, who's going my way
 On that Great Alaska Highway?"
 West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong
 Can't we all just get along?
 Anchored down in Kodiak
 With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack
 You oughta know by now, by Joel
 West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong
 Can't we all just get along?
 Anchored down in Kodiak
 With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack
 You oughta know by now, by Joel
 While hanging out with Cowboy Joe
 Keith Richards stops to say hello
 I play my guitar, he plays along
 With song after song after song after song
 Now that I've played with the likes of him
 Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend
 I say, "Hey, who's going my way
 On that Great Alaska Highway?"
 I say, "Hey, who's going my way
 On that Great...
 On that Great..."
 I say, "Hey, who's going my way
 On that Great Alaska Highway?"
 I say, "Hey, who's going my way
 On that Great Alaska Highway?"
 I say!