Who Needs This Man

Well, I woke up this morning
 One thing in mind
 Gonna find me a woman
 To share my life
 So I looked in the paper
 Right there on page three
 Well, I found me a woman
 Just right for me
 It said "I chain smoke and I eat a lot
 It said I like beer but I don't like pot
 It said I love music but I can't dance
 Like the smell of Old Spice, I like holdin' hands"
 Said "I need a man
 That's gonna treat me right
 Stay by my side every night
 Someone who loves me for the who I am"
 It said "I'm a woman who needs this man"
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 I couldn't believe it so I read it again
 We were a perfect match, she was a perfect ten
 So I called her up, when she said, "Hello"
 I said, "I read your ad, baby
 So you ought to know"
 I chain smoke and I eat a lot
 I like beer but I don't like pot
 I said I love music but I can't dance
 I even wear Old Spice, honey
 I wanna hold your hand
 'Cause I am a man
 Who's gonna treat you right
 Stay by your side every night
 Someone who'll love you, for the who you am
 I need a woman who needs this man
 I need a woman who needs this man
 I need a woman who needs this man