Walking a Midget

I own a happy midgetI walk him in the yard
 He's tethered to a leashwe don't go very far
 Stumpy arms and legsprancing by my side
 He trains so hardI promised himone day we'd go outside
 Oh, my proud little man
 Summersaults and handstands
 Show me those silly midget tricks
 When I clap my handshe jumps and does a flip
 I tell him that it's timehe shrieks and wets the floor
 When I attach his leashhe drags me to the door
 We will show the peoplewho used to laugh at you
 Just what a special midgetcan be trained to do
 Oh, stubby dwarven friend
 My companion till the end
 Runs just as fast as he can
 Don't forget to flipwhen I clap my hands
 [Guitar solo: Martinez]
 Strutting down the streethe's on his brand new leash
 He tries to jump on peopleI keep him out of reach
 All the people ask mewhy I treat him wrong
 I tell them they did worsethen we sing our song
 "Happy little midget, running down the street
 Happy little midget, skip on stunted feet
 Walk my funny midget, watch him do his tricks"
 Then I clap my handshe jumps and does a flip