Tazer

I have a van
 It's a special van
 It has a couch in the back
 So I don't have to stand
 I've covered the walls
 With egg cartons and foam
 Soundproofed my home
 So you and I can be alone
 I am a man
 I'm a frightening man
 I'll do things tonight
 You won't understand
 Fogging the windows
 With my eager breath
 Zapping your flesh
 You'll beg me for death
 The open van door unnerves you a bit
 I pounce when you walk bya gibbering miscreant
 I'm not wearing pants and I smell like burnt hair
 My tazer crackles and lights the night air
 I have a plan
 It's a secret plan
 I'll borrow you awhile
 And shock you in my van
 You'll writhe and squirm
 Spasm and twitch
 Fifty thousand volts
 Surging through you bitch
 I'm just a man
 With stun gun in hand
 Your nightmare won't end
 Until sparks fill my van
 I'll tazer your soft bits
 And giggle when you pee
 Then we'll drive far away
 And I'll set you free
 I know it's wrong but I find it enchanting
 Your body tenses and I can't stop my laughing
 I like to pretend that you're having fun
 Your grimace, a smile, lit by my stun gun