Good Copenhagen

Well I partied with some crazy calgary cowgirls
 we ripped and snorted, kicked our heels and then
 two told me they got olde tyme religion
 one says she'll never barrel race again
 good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine
 I spent some time with texas dave mcdaniel
 dippin snuff at nine and drinkin beer by noon
 he'd tell me about the bulls he'd rode in waco
 by nitefall he'd be howlin at the moon
 howlin good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine
 Look out for them wranglers out in longview
 with the left, back pocket worn out of their jeans
 they can get you high up in the rockies
 so you ain't never comin' down again
 good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine
 I knowed about an old alberta oilman
 chewed a tin a day till he was ninety two
 he passed away a true western original
 near the end he liked it sprinkled on his food
 he knew that good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine