Family Reunion

Family reunion, she's gonna be a good one
 So lemme bend your ear, the clan's all here for the family reunion
 Well my cowboy uncles sing cowboy songs
 And they get drunk and the words get wrong
 My Blackfoot cousins say they're comin' this year
 Well I hope they do and I hope they bring beer
 You got the Mormons and the drinkers and the Mormons who drink
 Well pay attention 'cause it ain't as simple as you think
 They say there's some that don't believe in either
 But I ain't seen 'em yet and my pa ain't neither
 Well then I run into my favourite aunt
 And she says "Corb, you still playin' in that band?
 Well, I guess as long as you're havin' fun
 And you make a little money but we're prayin' for ya, son"
 There's a whole lotta cousins that I ain't met yet
 So you can imagine the shock I get
 There's one of them I think I mighta dated back in school
 But that's all right, in Alberta that's cool