Smack Fast that Fat Snack

French fries takin' a trip to the U.S.
 Look into the pot
 What's cooking inside?
 Looking for the deep fried frog's legs
 Tried to understand
 The French paradox
 You get up (Breakfast!)
 You start your day (Then brunch!)
 You must be crazy you eat too much
 Afternoon (It's lunch!)
 Gotta wait (For dinner!)
 Then your favourite is midnight snack
 Hurt me you got my soul
 Don't like it when you spray your gasoline
 Don't like it like, like it like, like it like that
 Hang me by the feet, drop me in the batter and leave me in
 Feast on me from my soul to my gore
 Fat the fat fast the fatty snack
 Why are you so fat and why is everything so large?
 Just like the Big Apple
 Uncle Sam is overweight and white eagle just can't fly
 Can't fly anymore
 You get up (Breakfast!)
 You start your day (Then brunch!)
 Who wants a glass of fat!
 Afternoon (It's lunch!)
 Gotta wait (For dinner!)
 You've gone too far, there's no way back
 Hurt me you got my soul
 Don't like it when you spray your gasoline
 Don't like it like, like it like, like it like that
 Hang me by the feet, drop me in the batter and leave me in
 Feast on me from my soul to my gore
 Quiche, patate et va bouffer des corn flakes
 Just as Otis Redding said
 You hurt my feeling and you hurt my heart
 I still have one last question
 Why do you keep frying everything?
 Look at us, we eat horse, rabbit
 Frogs, snails, gore, entrails, innards, viscera
 Tripes, bowels, genital organs
 Pig's head, pig's blood living sea food
 Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo
 Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo
 And we feel damn good!