Kinda Country

The sun rises slowly
 I open my eyes and I get up
 In front of hills and mountains
 Which stretch in front of me
 When I see my face in a mirror
 I get it better
 Why birds sing for me and ladies faint
 'Cause of my beauty
 I am the greatest of cowboys
 I've no other choice but love, love myself
 Now that I am in town I'm looking around
 For that super shop I love
 Then I enter the store and I comb my hair
 Bewitching pretty girls
 At last I can see them, they're my aim in life
 Those brand new spurs I want
 Oh boy! He's like a Greek god!
 I already knew that!
 When I see my face in a mirror
 I get it better
 Why birds sing for me and ladies faint
 'Cause of my beauty
 I am the greatest of cowboys
 I've no other choice but love, love myself
 You're the best, we get crazy about you
 You're the best, we get crazy about you, I'm the best!
 You're the best, we get crazy about you
 You're the best, we get crazy about you, I'm the best!
 When I see my face in a mirror
 I get it better
 Why birds sing for me and ladies faint
 'Cause of my beauty
 I am the greatest of cowboys
 I've no other choice but love, love myself
 Suddenly I hear a scream in the shop
 A woman in distress
 A few lipstick on the cheek and not on her lips
 I give my handkerchief
 So I wink at her, she goes bright red
 But all of a sudden
 I can see him, my oldest enemy!
 What the hell are you doing here?
 Hey you, just bugger off!
 Every time I see ya
 The dumbest guy, you queer
 Don't cha know ya gettin on my nerves?
 Don't abuse me all the time
 I'm gonna teach you how
 Two lords have to settle the score
 Pray for me, pray for me
 Pray for me, pray for me
 I challenge him to a duel
 Pray for me, pray for me
 Pray for me, pray for me
 You challenge him to a duel
 The sun sets slowly
 I lie down
 And I close my eyes