Drunk Dream

Getting around, looking around
 Where did I spend last night? I'm still high
 Flew all around, above the ground
 Someone played with my cock I don't know why
 The first glass slapped me in the face
 Didn't feel it coming at all
 Someone got shots and I held the pace
 'Til I finally had to fall
 I'm a third, a third inebriated but I've only drunk a completely of a bottle
 I get mixed up, I mix get up - yeah - between letters and words
 I'm in a drunk dream
 I met a girl, so wow!
 She acquiesced in everything I said
 Marshmallow words, that's how
 I wanted to get her into my bed
 My words worked like magic
 Though it was nothing romantic
 All I wanted was to get laid
 All she wanted was to get paid
 I'm ten thirds, ten thirds inebriated but I've only bottle a drunk of a completely
 I met gixed up, my exit gup - yeah - between letters and words
 I'm in a drunk dream
 Basically we tried to write 'bout being
 Drunk but we're so pissed, so much we cannot
 Write a song about being wasted but we
 Try and try but it's too hard to write when
 You're drunken and you say la la la la la la la la la