Burlesque Burglary

As we approach the scene, we do not feel no fear
 Crowbars in hands, we sneak up to the gate
 No noise inside the house, they should not be awake
 These dear friends whose money will disappear
 It's time to force the door
 The lock sounds a bit sore
 Don't drop the key!
 Someone, coming! Someone, coming!
 The owner!
 Whenever we try to steal everything goes horribly wrong
 Every time we take an anvil on the head
 We hope this time we'll not slip on banana skins
 Tumble down dozens of stairs
 Otherwise it becomes comical
 It was the cat in fact, the owners are still sleeping
 We still have to go through the back
 Discretion, we know that, impatience is arising
 We'll end up having jewels and necklaces ransacked
 Have we forgotten it?
 No time to look for it
 The master key
 What's that?
 A dog?
 What's that?
 A dog?
 Olé!
 Whenever we try to steal everything goes horribly wrong
 Every time we take an anvil on the head
 We hope this time we'll not slip on banana skins
 Tumble down dozens of stairs
 Otherwise it becomes comical
 Dirty mutt, he just bit my butt
 I'm lame, like my sidekick I'm in pain
 In order to conquer such a height
 We're preparing to climb the drainpipe
 The drainpipe breaks, we fall to the ground
 Still we try not to make a sound
 We are cut, we might get tetanus
 Even Pierre Richard has less problems than us
 Eventually we get to the top
 The tiles slip, but we won't stop
 I know! Why don't we go through the chimney?
 What a good idea!
 I forgot I'm allergic to soot
 I manage to catch a branch as I fall off the roof
 My friend sends me a rope and he hits a beehive
 The nest falls on my head, I let go and I dive
 I catch my foot in a great big turd as I start to run
 The dog and bees team up, here they come
 It bites my arse, they sting me in the mouth (Hey!)
 My nose begins to bleed, I step in a pot of paint (Wow!)
 The police arrives (Ouch!)
 And we go to jail (D'oh!)
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