Burlesque Burglary
Lyrics
As we approach the scene, we do not feel no fear Crowbars in hands, we sneak up to the gate No noise inside the house, they should not be awake These dear friends whose money will disappear It's time to force the door The lock sounds a bit sore Don't drop the key! Someone, coming! Someone, coming! The owner! Whenever we try to steal everything goes horribly wrong Every time we take an anvil on the head We hope this time we'll not slip on banana skins Tumble down dozens of stairs Otherwise it becomes comical It was the cat in fact, the owners are still sleeping We still have to go through the back Discretion, we know that, impatience is arising We'll end up having jewels and necklaces ransacked Have we forgotten it? No time to look for it The master key What's that? A dog? What's that? A dog? Olé! Whenever we try to steal everything goes horribly wrong Every time we take an anvil on the head We hope this time we'll not slip on banana skins Tumble down dozens of stairs Otherwise it becomes comical Dirty mutt, he just bit my butt I'm lame, like my sidekick I'm in pain In order to conquer such a height We're preparing to climb the drainpipe The drainpipe breaks, we fall to the ground Still we try not to make a sound We are cut, we might get tetanus Even Pierre Richard has less problems than us Eventually we get to the top The tiles slip, but we won't stop I know! Why don't we go through the chimney? What a good idea! I forgot I'm allergic to soot I manage to catch a branch as I fall off the roof My friend sends me a rope and he hits a beehive The nest falls on my head, I let go and I dive I catch my foot in a great big turd as I start to run The dog and bees team up, here they come It bites my arse, they sting me in the mouth (Hey!) My nose begins to bleed, I step in a pot of paint (Wow!) The police arrives (Ouch!) And we go to jail (D'oh!) Ambelebum bada pidibup bedum
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Song Details
- Duration
- 04:21
- Tempo
- 90 BPM