Buffalophil

This is a song, song about a guy
 A guy who sleeps along the long road, this ain't no lie
 His name is Buffalo Phil, you know, the guy that I talked about in the previous sentence
 And don't worry 'cause this story will become more intense
 He's not a cowboy, he's not a redneck
 He's just a big fat jerk who wants to sleep and nothin' else
 He can't control himself, he's always taking a break
 And at Christmas time, he takes a rest, during Jingle Bells
 I'm sure you'll think: "What a looser!"
 It's true he wears dirty trousers
 Don't give him som'ng to keep, or he will fall asleep
 Hoïlihoïlihoïli! Hey!
 Hooooooooooo
 Flim flam bang bang, woola woola check check
 Boom boom snick snack, don't you wan't a big mac
 Buffalo Phil is so baked
 That now he'll take a break
 One day Buffalo Phil met a big rock band
 And he asked if he could carry all their stuff around
 The band was pleased, as a roadie he was hired
 But he kept sleeping on the job so he got fired
 He's not a cowboy, he's not a redneck
 He's just a big fat jerk who wants to sleep and nothing else
 He can't control himself, always taking a break
 And at Christmas time, he takes a rest, during Jingle Bells
 I'm sure you'll think: "What a looser!"
 It's true he wears dirty trousers
 Don't give him som'ng to keep, or he will fall asleep
 Hoïlihoïlihoïli! Hey!
 Hooooooooooo
 Flim flam bang bang, woola woola check check
 Boom boom snick snack, don't you wan't a big mac
 Buffalo Phil is so baked
 That now he'll take a break
 (Huhuhu hahaha)
 The Devil came down to France and Buffalo Phil he found
 He said "I've come to take with me the laziest man around"
 Phil then said "Before you take me, you should think well
 'Cause I'm so careless nobody will get me to work in Hell!"
 (Hahahaha)
 Devil was so dumbfounded by the poise of his take
 He thought "I might leave this one behind just for my own sake"
 He disappeared and left us only with this tale of how
 Good ol' Phil is in Heaven and a pain in God's ass now
 I'm sure you'll think: "What a looser!"
 It's true he wears dirty trousers
 Don't give him som'ng to keep, or he will fall asleep
 Flim flam bang bang, woola woola check check
 Boom boom snick snack, don't you wan't a big mac
 I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
 For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
 He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
 And wears leather when he walks along the Way
 I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
 For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
 He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
 And wears leather when he walks along the Way
 I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
 For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
 He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
 And wears leather when he walks along the Way
 I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
 For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
 He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
 And wears leather when he walks along the Way
 I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
 For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
 He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
 And wears leather when he walks along the Way...