Sue Me

I dreamed last night I got on the boat to heaven
 And by some chance I had brought my dice along
 And there I stood
 And I hollered "Someone fade me"
 But the passengers, they knew right from wrong.
 For the peopel all said sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the boat
 People all said sit down
 Sit down you're rockin' the boat.
 And the devil will drag you under
 By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat,
 Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
 Sit down you're rockin' the boat.
 I sailed away on that little boat to heaven
 And by some chance found a bottle in my fist
 And there I stood, Nicely passin' out the whisky
 But the passengers were bound to resisist
 For the people all said beware
 You're on a heavenly trip
 People all said beware
 Beware, you'll scuttle the ship.
 And the devil will drag you under
 By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat
 Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
 Sit down, you're rockin' the boat
 And as I laughed at those passengers to heaven (laughs)
 (gasps!) A great big wave came and washed me over board!
 And as I sank And I hollered "someone save me!"
 That's the moment I woke up Thank the lord
 And I said to myself, sit down, sit down,
 You're rockin' the boat!
 Said to myself sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the boat
 And the devil will drag you under With a soul so heavy you'd never float,
 Sit down, sit down, sit down
 Sit down, sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the boat