I May As Well Have A Monocle

Do you want experience?
 Not really, I don't like those interactions
 I just want the product
 That I can set my watch to
 A bit anachronistic
 Man made of material, his mind made up on every matter
 Always going on about
 The decline of nobility, the passing of an empire
 I may as well have a monocle
 Ranting that nobody cares for quality
 Stuck in the factory
 Innocent of progress, turning out the tangible
 A three-piece suit
 Cleanliness and godliness side by side
 The dandy desire
 To say this one is this one and one is not the other!
 Well one thing is the other thing now
 All things are all things and no things are nothings
 Forget your secrets, forget hiding
 Let your left hand get to know the right hand
 I was happy when I felt those hedges
 Close around me, I could feel their edges
 Singing a song with no one to hear it
 Singing a song with no one to hear it