Bitchin' in the Kitchen

Dear, blender
 Oh, won't you help a first offender?
 Oh, toaster
 Don't you put the burn on me
 Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later
 Bitchin' in the kitchen or
 Crying in the bedroom all night?
 Dear, knife drawer
 Now, won't you help me to face life more?
 Oh, trashcan
 Don't you put the dirt on me
 Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later
 Bitchin' in the kitchen or
 Crying in the bedroom all night?
 Everything used to be OK
 But I've been had
 And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way
 Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later
 Bitchin' in the kitchen or
 Crying in the bedroom all night?
 Shower curtain
 Oh, won't you help me to be certain?
 Oh, toothpaste
 Don't you put the squeeze on me
 Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later
 Bitchin' in the kitchen or
 Crying in the bedroom all night?
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 Tell me spectator, why are always sooner or later
 Bitchin' in the kitchen or
 Crying in the bedroom all night?