Wish You Were Gay

Picture this, you and me in the mornin'
 Kissin' over the coffee you're pourin'
 It could be like that every day
 Hate it that I wish you were
 Hopin' that I'm a better replacement
 For the guys that you're always out chasin'
 Or should I accept things I can't change?
 Hate it that I wish you were
 I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
 Call me your babe instead of your homie
 Don't know what to say
 But I wish you were gay
 I wish you were gay so it would be easy
 For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin's
 And I know you're straight (straight)
 But I wish you were gay
 Now I see you get off of the subway
 Haven't seen you in months, but it's okay
 I'd forgotten, but I feel the same
 Hate that I still wish you were
 You walk up and I'm dreadin' the small talk
 With your boyfriend, he's chattin' my ear off
 So I lie and I say I can't stay
 Hate it, I still wish you were
 I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
 Call me your babe instead of your homie
 Don't know what to say
 But I wish you were gay
 I wish you were gay so it would be easy
 For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin's
 And I know you're straight (straight)
 But I wish you were gay
 We'd be so good
 Give me one look
 I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt
 The dreams that I'm havin' are just gettin' worse
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 I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
 Call me your babe instead of your homie
 Don't know what to say
 But I wish you were gay
 I wish you were gay so it would be easy
 For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin's
 And I know you're straight (straight)
 But I wish you were gay
 I won't trade four roses for your heart
 I won't wait forever in the dark