Alligator Eating Dog

Let me tell you 'bout a dog I've got
 He ain't no Fido and he ain't no Spot
 He's a blue gummed catahoula alligator eatin' dog.
 Ears like radar, eyes like fire
 Feet like a bear, hair like wire
 He's a blue gummed catahoula alligator eatin' dog.
 Now ladies and gentlemen, see one of these dogs
 Don't make the mistake about going up to him and pettin' him over here talkin' about nice little dog that my daddy bought me one when I was a little girl
 You know what's gonna happen
 Yow! (growl!)
 He's so mean and that's no lie
 The cottonmouth bite him and the cottonmouth died
 He's a blue gummed catahoula alligator eatin' dog.
 Now if you ever down in Louisiana
 For God's sakes don't ever put your hand on the
 Blue gummed catahoula alligator eatin' dog.
 Now if one of you beer drinkers ever see one of these dogsn don't make the mistake about trying to pet him
 What you do, you walk up behind him
 Walk up some, pull up his ear and you blow... pfooof--woof woof!
 (Gatemouth does his thing)
 (piano solo)
 I don't care what kind of beer you love
 Put your hand on that dog you're gonna draw back a nub
 He's a blue gummed catahoula alligator eatin' dog.
 He treats the swamp like it wasn't there
 Walk on water, fly through the air
 Now ladies I would have brought him with me tonight
 But you know they wouldn't let the fool on the plane
 He kept bitin' out of the cages and swallowin' all the chains.
 So I left him home with my granny
 She's the only one that whoop the fanny of the
 Blue gummed catahoula alligator eatin' dog
 Alligator eatin' dog
 Alligator eatin' dog
 Look out! Here he comes! (woof, woof!)
 Here he comes! Look out! (woof, woof!)