Sing!

I really couldn't sing
 I could never really sing
 What i couldn't do was
 Sing!
 I had trouble with a
 Note!
 It goes all around my
 Throat!
 It's a terrifying
 Thing!
 See I couldn't really hear which note
 Was lower or was
 Higher!
 Which is why I disappear if someone says let's start a
 Hey when I began to
 Shriek!
 It's a cross between a
 Squeak!
 And a quiver or a
 Moun!
 It's a little like a
 Crock!
 On a record player
 Broke!
 What it doesn't have is
 Tone!
 Oh I know your thinking what a crazy
 Ding-a-ling!
 But I really couldn't
 Sing!
 I could never really
 Sing!
 What I couldn't do was
 Sing!
 Three blind mice
 Three blind mice
 (Oo) It isn't intentional!
 She's doing her best
 Jingle bells jingle bells
 Jingle bells jingle bells
 (Oo) It really blows my mind
 She gets depressed
 But! what I lack in pitch I sure make up in
 Power!
 And all my friends say that I'm perfect for the shower
 Still! I'm terrific at a
 Dance!
 Guys are coming in thier
 Pants!
 I'm a birdie on the
 Wing!
 But when I begin to
 Charp!
 They say who's the little
 Twerp!
 Going pong instead of
 Ping!
 And when Christmas comes and all my friends go
 Caroling!
 It is so dishearten-
 Ing!
 It is so disquiet-
 Ing!
 It is so discourag-
 Ing!
 Darling please stop answer
 Ring!
 See I couldn't really
 Sing!
 I could never really
 Sing!
 What I couldn't do was
 Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do
 (Do-ti-la-so-fa-mi-re-do)
 La, la, la, la
 Sing sing sing sing sing sing
 Sing singsing sing sing sing sing
 Sing!!!