(You're) Timeless To Me

Styles keep a-changing, the world's rearranging
 But Edna, you're timeless to me
 Hemlines are shorter, a beer crossed a quarter
 But time cannot take what comes free
 You're like a stinky old cheese, babe
 Just getting riper with age
 You're like the fatal disease, babe
 But there's no cure so let this fever rage
 Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit
 But I take the opposite view
 'Cause when I need a lift, time brings a gift
 Another day with you
 A twist or a waltz, it's all the same schmaltz
 With just a change in the scenery
 You'll never be old hat, that's that
 You're timeless to me
 Oh, Wilbur, I love you
 Fads keep a-fading, Castro's invading
 But Wilbur, you're timeless to me
 Hairdos are higher, mine feels like barbed wire
 But you say I'm chic as can be
 You're like a rare vintage ripple
 A vintage they'll never forget
 So pour me a teeny weenie triple
 And we can toast the fact, we ain't dead yet
 I can't stop eating, your hairline's receding
 And soon you'll have nothing at all
 So, you'll wear a wig while I roast a pig
 Hey, pass that Geritol
 Glenn Miller had brass, that Chubby Checker's at gas
 But they all pass eventually
 You'll never be passé, hip hooray
 You're timeless to me
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 You're like a broken down Chevy
 All I need is a fresh coat of paint
 And Edna, you got me going hot and heavy
 You're fat and old, baby, boring, you ain't
 Some folks don't get it but we never fret it
 'Cause we know that time is our friend
 Yeah, it's plain to see that you're stuck with me
 Until the bitter end
 And we got a kid who's blowing the lid
 Off the Turnblad family tree
 You'll always hit the spot, big shot
 You're timeless to me
 You'll always be du jour, mon amour
 You're timeless to me
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 You'll always be first string, ring a ding ding
 You're timeless to me
 You're timeless to me
 You're timeless to me
 You're timeless to me