Never Ever Getting Rid of Me

Please just take the mixed bouquet and leave!
 Just leave!
 Dawn!
 I will never let you let me leave
 I promise I'm not lying
 Go ahead, ask anybody who has seen me trying
 I'm not going, if it seems like I did
 I'm probably waiting outside
 Such a stubborn man, you'll likely never meet another
 When we have our family dinner, you can ask my mother
 She's the best, you'll learn more about her on our family history test
 I'm gonna do this right
 Show you I'm not moving
 Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow
 Oh, I'm gonna love you so
 You'll learn what I already know
 I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
 You can try, oh, but I
 I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
 Ready for your check?
 Not quite, pie for everybody!
 What?
 I grew up an only child in the suburb of the city
 Spent my days alone, my only friend was a stray kitty called sardine
 I thought it was hilarious to call a cat a kind of fish
 She played hard to get, hissing while she scratched me
 What she was trying to say was "Ogie come and catch me"
 I learned quickly
 That perseverance stood between a cat and her new best friend, me
 Oh, I'm gonna do this right
 Show you I'm not moving
 Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow
 Oh, I'm gonna love you so
 You'll learn what I already know
 I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
 When you say never
 You can try, oh, but I
 I love you means blah, blah, blah, yip, yap, yap, yap
 Now get back to work!
 Oh, you can try, but I
 I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me