I'm Headed Your Way, Jose

They're comin across the border by the thousands everyday
 Lookin' for a better life in the good ol' U.S.A.
 Well, everybody's talkin' about the aliens invadin'
 While I'm savin' every dime for a Mexican vacation
 Me, I'm headed your way, hasta luego Jose
 You say "hola", I'll say "hi"
 When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
 You better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up here
 Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
 Here's the keys to my Chevrolet
 You can have the house and the bills I pay
 Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A.
 I'm headed your way, Jose
 (Cuervo that is, lil' sunshine, some margaritas,
 Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word)
 Up here we work our asses off just tryin' to get ahead
 But you can't spend a dollar if you've worked yourself to death
 From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta
 Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta
 Me, I'm headed your way
 Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade
 You say "hola", I'll say "hi"
 When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
 You better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up here
 Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
 Here's the keys to my Chevrolet
 You can have the house and the bills I pay
 Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A.
 I'm headed your way, Jose
 (White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos,
 Palm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis)
 You say "hola", I'll say "hi"
 When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
 You better pack a poncho 'cause you'll freeze your ass off here
 Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
 Here's the keys to my Chevrolet
 You can have the house and the bills I pay
 Me, I'm kickin' back in the Mexican shade
 I'm headed your way, Jose
 (Yeah, I'm hittin' the road, man, give me a little burro to ride on, you