All That Jazz (Chicago)

Come on babe, why don't we paint the town?
 And all that jazz
 I'm gonna rouge my knees, and roll my stockings down
 And all that jazz
 Start the car,
 I know a whoopie spot
 Where the gin is cold,
 but the piano's hot!
 It's just a noisy hall,
 where there's a nightly brawl
 And all
 That
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 Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzz
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 Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes
 And all that jazz
 I hear the father dip is gonna blow the blues
 And all that jazz
 Hold on, hun,
 we're gonna bunny-hug!
 I bought some aspirine,
 down at United Drug!
 In case you shake a part,
 and want a brand new start
 To do
 That
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 Jaaaaaaazzz
 (Skedoew!)
 And all that jazz
 (Hatcha!)
 (Woopie!)
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 And all that jazz
 Ha
 Ha
 Ha
 It's just a noisy hall,
 where there's a nightly brawl
 And all
 that
 ♪
 jaaaaaaaaaazzzzzz
 "Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?"
 No, her husband is not at home!
 (laughing)
 Find a flask
 We're playing fast and loose
 And all that jazz
 Right up here
 Is where I store the juice
 And all that jazz
 Come on, babe
 We're gonna brush the sky
 I betcha Lucky Lindy
 never flew so high
 'Cause in the stratosphere
 How could he lend an ear
 To all that jaaaazz?
 (Oh, you're gonna see your
 Sheba shimmy shake)
 And all that jazz
 (Oh, she's gonna shimmy
 Till her garters break)
 And all that jazz
 (Show her where to park her girdle
 Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
 If she'd hear her baby's queer)
 For all that jazz
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 All that jazz
 Come on, babe
 Why don't we paint the town?
 And all that jazz
 (And all that jazz)
 I'm gonna rouge my knees
 And roll my stockings down
 And all that jazz
 (And all that jazz)
 Start the car
 I know a whoopee spot
 Where the gin is cold
 But the piano's hot!
 It's just a noisy hall
 Where there's a nightly brawl
 And all that jazz
 "So that's it, huh, Fred?"
 "Yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxy."
 "Oh Fred..."
 (Oh Fred...)
 "Nobody walks out on me!"
 "Sweetheart!"
 "Oh don't sweetheart me, you son of a bitch!"
 (Whoopie)
 (Hatcha!)
 (Jazz)
 "I, I gotta pay!"
 No, I'm no one's wife
 But, oh, I love my life
 And all that jazz
 (That jazz)