The Gospel Truth I / Main Titles - Hercules

(You go, girl)
 We are the muses
 Godesses of the arts and proclaimers of heros
 Heros like Hercules
 Honey, you mean Hunk-ules!
 Whoo-hoo! I'd like to make some sweet music with this—
 Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many eons ago
 Ahh, yeah
 Back when the world was new
 And planet Earth was down on its luck
 And everywhere, gigantic brutes called Titans ran amuck
 It was a nasty place
 There was a mess wherever you stepped
 Where chaos raved, and earthquakes and volcanos never slept! (Whoo! Say it, girfriend!)
 And then along came Zeus
 He hurled his thunder bolt
 He zapped, locked those suckers in a vault (they're trapped!)
 And, on his own, stopped chaos in its tracks
 And that's the gospel truth
 The guy was too type A to just relax
 And that's the world's first dish
 (Yeah, baby!)
 Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
 Though, honey, it may seem impossible, that's the gospel truth
 On Mt. Olympus, life was neat, and smooth as sweet vermouth
 Ah!
 Though, honey, it may seem impossible
 That's the gospel truth