Got My Beer in the Sideboard Here - Out-Take 2; Live at Abbey Road; 2005 Remaster

Mother phoned up last night she was going spare
 She was in a temper pulling out her hair
 "Your sister's courtin' a scruffy looking Ted
 Father don't give a monkey's and this is what he said"
 "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
 I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
 If he comes round here"
 I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad
 So he comes to the telephone, he wasn't half mad
 Says "Shes got no sense the silly little cow
 And if he comes round here there's gonna be a row!"
 "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
 I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
 If he comes round here"
 "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
 I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
 If he comes round here"
 "I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job
 He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob"
 Mother says "Calm down dad he's alright
 They're out there snogging in the passage all night"
 "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
 I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
 If he comes round here"
 "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
 I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
 If he comes round here"
 "Think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin;
 He looks like something that the cats brought in
 Never got no money, smokes all my fags
 Got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags!"
 On top of that he says "I tell you why I got the hump
 She had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front
 There's nothing seems to fit her she's a running out of clothes
 If he thinks he's takin' liberties I'll punch him on the nose!"
 Produced By
 Charles Hodges & David Peacock
 Release Date
 August 26, 1979