DQ

I laughed when your dog died
 It is cruel but it's true
 Take me back, kiss my soft side
 Does he love me most now that his dog is toast?
 I'm with stupid, find me with this guy
 Colossal and he's caught in my hair tie
 Best is when he stays with me all night
 All mine, big fight, soft side
 Blacked out with the beefcakes
 Syphon drool, just be cool
 Lost the bet, won the sweepstakes
 Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close
 I've been celebrating since Thursday
 I always get dumped on my birthday
 I'm the one who said in the first place
 Foreplay, okay, anyways
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 I'm four years above sixteen
 I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
 I'm too sad to be mean
 I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
 Gone south at the Safeway
 Bark me through it, baby, prove it
 I'm a mess, I mean in the best case
 Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close
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 I'm four years above sixteen
 I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
 I'm too sad to be mean
 I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
 I'm four years above sixteen
 I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
 I'm four years above sixteen
 I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
 I'm too sad to be mean
 I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
 I'm four years above sixteen
 I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
 I'm too sad to be mean
 I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen