Confessional Song

I'm gonna be hypnotized
 To stop me from smokin'
 Everyone keeps telling me
 It's bad for my voice
 I'm gonna stay home tonight
 So I don't get hungover
 Get myself a takeaway
 And watch MTV
 This is not a confessional song
 I'm just singin' to myself
 My situations didn't leave me strong
 Everybody needs a little help
 Got myself a little dog
 (Sasha)
 She's eighteen weeks old now
 Guess, she's just a substitute
 But I don't know what for
 I was born a Catholic
 Poor father Delaney
 Now I'm on a guilt trip
 That I try to suppress
 This is not a confessional song
 I'm just singin' to myself
 Ooh, the situations didn't leave me strong
 Everybody needs a little help
 This is not a confessional song
 I'm just singin' to myself
 Ooh, the situations didn't leave me strong
 Everybody needs a little help