I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight

(Larry Kingston - Troy Snow)
 My friend he fixed me up with a girl he said he knew
 He guaranteed we'd get along just fine
 And when I went to pick her up I found out what he meant
 He knows that strange and weird things are a hobby of mine.
 I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
 Or any other place I've ever been
 I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
 not even if she had a chance to win.
 Curiosity they say killed the cat
 And I've been the curious sort all of my life
 I hung around convinced she couldn't really look that bad
 She got me drunk and when I woke up I had a wife.
 I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
 Or any other place I've ever been
 I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
 Not even if she had a chance to win.
 Well, now the years have passed and our daughter's in her teens
 Her boy friend comes and hungs around the place
 He never takes her anywhere I don't dare ask him why
 'Cause she's the spittin' image og her mama in the face,
 And I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
 Or any other place I've ever been
 I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
 Not even if she had a chance to win.
 I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
 Or any other place I've ever been
 I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
 Not even if she had a chance to win...