The Preacher

Well I threw myself a party
 Well it was just the other day
 Well my wife wasn't there but my old buddies were
 'Cause somebody was goin' away
 Well I've lived in this town for a lifetime
 And I've sinned from beginning to 'z'
 And the preacher at our congregation
 He knew just how to get into me
 Well he'd stand there so high on his pulpit
 And I knew when he talked of my soul
 But that preacher he died there
 With all of my lies
 And my sins went with him when they put him in the hole
 My sins went with him when they put him in the hole
 Well bless my heart let the good time roll
 My sins went with him when they put him in the hole
 Well he drove a Ford Fiesta
 What the hell kinda car is that?
 Well he'd drive around here tryin' to flush out a queer
 Or the man that ran over his cat
 But his heart couldn't take all the pressure
 Tryin' to find what I already know
 And my face has gone pious to Cheshire
 'Cause my sins went with him when they put him in the hole
 My sins went with him when they put him in the hole
 Well bless my heart let the good time roll (oh)
 'Cause sins went with him when they put him in the hole
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 Well the new preacher he is a young man
 And he don't speak as much from the book
 And my wife doesn't like that about him
 But he makes up for that with his looks
 So she stares up at him every Sunday
 And in her eyes I can see all the lust
 But I guess that I can't be complaining
 'Cause it was me that has broken our trust
 So I hope she lives long or gets lucky
 And he passes before she gets old
 Then she won't have to worry 'bout nothin'
 'Cause her sins will go with him when they put him in the hole
 Her sins will go with him when they put him in the hole
 Well bless her heart let the good times roll (oh)
 'Cause her sins will go with him when they put him in the hole
 Well bless our hearts let the good times roll (oh)
 'Cause our sins will go with him when they put him in the hole
 Our sins will go with him when they put him in the hole
 Our sins will go with him when they put him in the hole
 Our sins will go with him when they put him in the hole