One In a Million

Well I was headed straight home just to see you
 When I saw some old friends that I knew
 So I stopped for a couple Cervezas
 But I swear I was thinkin' of you
 Well I put on my hat for my exit
 When who would walk in through the door
 A man you might call a bandito
 And he told us to lie on the floor
 Well he took what he could from the cash box
 And he took all my pay from this week
 Just when I thought that it was all over
 He said, hey boy, you're comin' with me
 Well, your love is one in a million
 And I'm sorry for what they have done
 They all tried to come in between us
 Now our love's a million to one
 Well you asked me to meet you at the movies
 And I knew we'd have such a good time
 Meryl Streep in a part with an accent
 Well, it sounds like a favorite of mine
 But I came on an elderly woman
 And her child had been taken away
 She said by a pack of wild dingoes
 Well what would you do in my place
 Well, I followed that trail of the dingoes
 And they put up a terrible fight
 But I finally retrieved her baby
 And we drank to the end of her plight
 Well, your love is one in a million
 And I'm sorry for what they have done
 They all try to come in between us
 Now our love's a million to one
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 Well you called me the very next mornin'
 And you said that we needed to talk
 But my car wouldn't start on that evening
 So to your house I started to walk
 Well, on a moonlit dark sketch of highway
 Well, something quite strange happened there
 For above all these lights started flashing
 And they pulled me straight in the air
 Well the aliens were not what I expected
 But their problem was perfectly clear
 Some dingoes had stolen their babies
 I got 'em back and we drank space beer
 Now your love is one in a million
 And I'm sorry for what they have done
 They all try to come in between us
 Now our love's a million to one
 They all try to come in between us
 Now our love's a million to one