Sunset Boulevard

Well, I wish I had my picture on the Rolling stone today
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 I wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay
 I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such
 
 Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much
 And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
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 And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
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 You know I, I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild
 And a waitress in Nevada, she says she's carrying my child
 I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind
 I'd stop at fancy restaurants and they'd finally let me in
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 And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
 And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
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 Yeah, I wish I had my picture with the Rolling Stones today
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 And I wish the enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gay
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 I wish I knew a movie star, someone like Charlie Sheen
 'Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kaelin
 
 Well I guess he'd hang out with me
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 And I'd spend all my money on caviar and rogaine
 And I would not remember how you broke my heart today