Sunset Blvd

Well, I wish I had my picture (sing it if you want to)
 On The Rolling Stone today
 And I wish that the enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay
 Well, I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such
 'Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much
 And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
 And I would not remember how you broke my heart today, yeah
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 You know, I wish I had myself a, a super model soul, so skinny and so wild
 And a waitress in Nevada, she said, she said she's carrying my child
 Well, I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind
 I'd stop at fancy restaurants and they'd finally let me in
 And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
 And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
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 Ha-ah-ah
 Yeah, I wish I had my picture with The Rolling Stones today
 And I wish the weekly world news would spread a rumor that I was gay, nope
 You know I wish I knew myself a movie star
 I don't know, someone like Charlie Sheen
 'Cause I will bring her skinny ass down here to Fort Worth, Texas
 Will Tesha boys would have hardly miss
 And I'd spend all my money on caviar and rogaine
 And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
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 Thank you