Coffee Break

There's no coffee!
 No coffee!
 Oh!
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 If I can't take
 My coffee break
 My coffee break
 My coffee break
 If I can't take
 My coffee break
 Something within me dies
 (Lies down and something within me dies)
 If I can't make
 Three daily trips
 Where shining shrine
 Benignly drips
 And taste cardboard
 Between my lips
 Something within me dies
 (Lies down and something within me dies)
 No coffee
 No coffee? No coffee!
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 That office light doesn't have to be fluorescent
 I'll get no pains in the head
 That office chair doesn't have to be foam rubber
 So if I spread
 So I spread
 But only one chemical substance
 Gets out the lead
 Like she said
 If I can't take
 My coffee break
 My coffee break
 My coffee break
 If I can't take
 My coffee break
 Gone is the sense of enterprise
 (Oh, gone and something within me dies)
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 No coffee
 Ah!
 If I can't take
 My coffee break
 Somehow the soul no longer tries (coffee, coffee)
 Somewhere I don't metabolize
 (Coffee, coffee)
 Something within me
 Coffee, or otherwise
 Coffee, or otherwise
 Coffee, or otherwise
 Something inside of me dies!